Tuesday, 22 May 2012

never argue with an idiot

this post about proverb don't argue with an idiot , or some people also say never argue with an idiot.




Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience







Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders won't be able to tell the difference.




Wise men never argue with fools, because people from a distance can't tell who is who




Never argue with a pig; it just frustrates you and annoys the pig




if you argue with fools, you look like a fool, too.















Friday, 4 May 2012

hilarious one liners

I'm living the dream! I sleep all the time







I caught the Easter Bunny laying eggs. All I've got to say is they're way too small and they don't taste anything like chocolate.






A fool and his money are never around when you need them.






My apathy is at an all time whatever.







The boss put a "Conserve Energy" sign in the break room. Guess I better prop my feet up and nap awhile.





cheesy one liners


My biggest problem with the younger generation is I'm not in it





The wife just said, "Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags." I think she's kicking meeeowt







I've been up all night interrogating an egg... I think he's about to crack.






But, I don't want to do-it-myself. The last time I tried that I ended up superglued to the cat







Hey, you know that compound that freezes off warts? How much would you need to make an entire co-worker disappear?



Friday, 23 March 2012

short funny one liners

That awkward moment when no job will hire you bcuz you've got no experience




Best friends are the ones who are there: whenever, wherever, however and most importantly FOREVER.




That awkward moment when someone starts acting drunk after 1 drink.





The awkard moment when your friend tells your crush you like him





very funny one liners

You actually have friends?" "Yeah bro, all 10 seasons on DVD!






Bro she just called u lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her I'm not.. 







Dear boys, what is the point of giving a fake hope? Sincerely, girls 







Girl: why is it when I brush my tongue, I gag but don't when I'm giving my bf oral?Doctor: obviously your tooth brush is bigger! 





I wonder if the girls on "16 and pregnant" will come back on "32 and grandma

Saturday, 7 January 2012

witty one liners

Respect a woman, even if she doesn't respect herself.







One day she'll wake up and realiSE how much he meAnt to her.. that day he'll wake up besideS THAT one PRINCESS, who already knows it








On january 1, 2013 I'm gonna watch the movie 2012 and laugh.







I hate when I am singing a song on the radio and the artist gets the words wrong!! Ever happen to you?







A minute of kissing burns 26 calories. Now I know why sluts are so skinny.

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